NAMBLA encourages you
to vote for Molester of the Year 2016!
In the spirit of community, we must learn to respect our
differences. We agree to disagree about
many things, and our hobby is clearly one of them. Our members do SO much more than just molest,
including donating to food drives and other charitable events. We encourage you to be active and we want to
hear your voice! Please vote for
Molester of the Year 2016!
2016 Candidates
Chester: Chester enjoys
fondling little boys in his suburban neighborhood. In 2014 & 2015, he helped his 9-yr-old
nephew, a 12-yr-old neighbor boy and 2 pre-teens from his church youth group
learn about the pleasures that can be shared using only one’s mouth and he has
never invaded orifices below the neck of any child.
Herb: Herb is a particularly enthusiastic
practitioner of pleasure. Herb boasts
over 500 pleasure partners as of 2015, all between the ages of 3 and 8 years
old, and he was able to sodomize all of them!
FAQ’s about voting-
Question: I think both of the candidates are
bad people, and I would rather not vote for either of them.
Answer: We admit that neither man is
perfect, but in fact ONE of them is going to be selected, so we encourage you
to be active and choose the lesser of the two evils.
Question: I don’t like that the two candidates
are both molesters.
Answer: Yes, we get that a lot. We have used our current system for selecting
candidates for many years, and we plan to continue using it for a long
time. If you would like us to change the
system we do have a process for that under Article 321 subsection 3.i.(c)4ii of
our bylaws. It is a long read, but if
you can get the required 2.3 million signatures within a 21-day period, our
board, including secretary Herb and Treasurer Chester will be happy to place it
on the agenda as a possible topic for visioning meetings in the future.
Question: It seems like the process is “fixed”
and is not reasonable, and I think maybe I would be better off spending my time
writing articles and convincing friends that your child molestation organization
is just wrong and that just because one molester is not as bad as the other, he is still bad. In fact, molestation and those that support
it are sick and wrong.
Answer: At the risk of sounding
patronizing, perhaps you need a tin foil hat looking for a utopia? Lol. It
seems that you clearly don’t like the way we do things in North America, so
perhaps you should move to another part of the world? If you decide that maybe things are not so
bad here, and that it wouldn’t kill you to be patriotic, we encourage you to be
active in the process. Oh yeah, and your
membership fees are due. We need that
money to pay Chester and Herb for their tireless work on the board that serves
you.
(if you don't get that this is philosophic satire, YOU are a pretty big part of the problem)
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